Michael Phelps Gets High

By Dylan the Dog

Better than a DUI, oh.

Tim at From a House in the Joshuee Tree breaks the  stunning story that a  23 year old smoked drugs on a college campus once. 

He also challenges my whole world view with a rundown of some famous athletes:

Charles Barkley drinks and drives, Michael Jordan gambles, Michael Vick tortures dogs, Plaxico Burress carries guns and dresses poorly to night clubs, Roger Clemens does steroids, John Rocker is a bigot, Bobby Knight chokes a kid, some douche referee sold his calls, Pete Rose bet on his own team, Ty Cobb was an outright racist, Mickey Mantle was a drunk, Babe Ruth was a womanizer.

Thank goodness for the Mannings.

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